The parking lot of the restaurant is very full. Rita is wearing a short dress. She made me wear a red tie to match her dress.
She’s pretty. She’s always been pretty. Shoulder length hair, dark and shiny. It smells good. Women’s shampoo, I guess.
There are so many street lamps lit. The street is flooded in the warm light. It is flattering light; Rita’s legs shimmer smoothly under the glare. It is a balmy night, and the moon is big. Summer is around the corner. I can smell it.
The restaurant is fancy. There are lots of waiters. White tops, black bottoms. Silver trays, red wine. White table clothes, silver spoons.
Rita lays her fingers on my arm as we wait by the door.
“You look handsome,” she says. “Good tie,” she says.
“You chose it,” I say.
Her lips are very red. They are made up carefully. They are for me.
We are seated. A red-haired waitress. She gets us red wine. I sip carefully. So does Rita.
“How was your day?” she says.
We have not seen each other since Monday.
“Journalists,” I say. “Too many of them.”
“All journalists?” she says.
“All day. They took too many pictures. I had to talk to too many.” I say. “They write too many stories with too many lies,” I say.
“They can’t be that bad,” she says.
“They don’t write about you,” I say.
“They might.”
“They won’t.”
The wine is gone.
“Your day?” I say.
“I tell you, Ralph’s got it in for me. They’re going to sack me any day now, I tell you,” she says. “The more ideas I got for him, the more Ralph gives me trouble. He’s a real bastard, that one.”
I tell Rita that’s too bad, I’m sorry.
“Real first-rate idiot. His fucking head isn’t screwed on straight, I tell you. Don’t give a damn about the people, just the money. Just the profit. And he’s got plenty of money, I tell you,” she says.
We get more wine.
I met Ralph once. Bastard’s a good word for him. A rich man, a wealthy fellow. Crisp suits and pretty damn nice ties. He ain’t a moral guy, but he knows how to play the game. Not an honest cent that he earned in his life, but he can tell some pretty good lies. Knows how to play the women too. Not Rita, but all the others. Rita’s special. She’s got the goods on him and every other guy who ever tried to play her.
Ralph’s one of them Wall Street guys, a real risk taker, a top-floor-of-the-building kind of guy. I met him at an office party. Rita took me on her arm, the best date she ever took to any party, she said. Ralph’s got that penthouse with the showy crap all over it. Gold stuff, carved stuff, expensive stuff. Reproductions of famous painting like he was buddies with fucking Van Gogh or something. Windows all looking out on to the park, pictures of fancy foreign places. You go into that showroom and think, what the hell is this guy playing at? And whatever he’s playing at, it’s working, because you like the guy already. You know he’s a bastard and you want to be his friend. And Rita says: don’t talk to him too much, you’ll think he likes you and, of course, he doesn’t. But I have to talk to this genius, because he’s got a beautiful woman on his arm and you can tell he’s had one there before and you’re thinking, how the fuck does he do that? He’s no stunner, nothing anyone should fawn over. But everyone’s all over him.
“Hey, man,” I say, “Ralph, right? Nice to meet you.”
“Yeah, I don’t think I know you. You’re not from the office,” he says.
“No, I’m Rita’s boyfriend. She really loves working for you,” I say even thought she thinks he’s a bastard.
“Yeah?” he says, and he tells the girl on his arm to get him a drink. I need a lesson from this guy, he may be a bastard, but there’s not a moment when he doesn’t have his world in control.
“Rita talks about you a lot, so it’s nice to finally meet you. I like you’re place,” I say, gesturing around and watching as someone almost knocks Starry Night off the wall on to the bonsai collection.
Ralph straightens the painting and tells everyone to take it easy on the artwork.
“Thanks,” he tells me, straightening his striped tie, “Rita’s a good worker, good ideas, gets stuff done.”
That doesn’t add up, I thought he had it in for her. But I guess he knows what he’s talking about.
“So, what do you do?” he asks me.
I hate telling people what I do. Everyone thinks I must be an idiot.
“I model,” I say.
“Yeah, you’ve got the look, a little too stylish to be just any guy, a little too virile to be hitting on me. A model for sure,” he says.
I don’t say anything. I’m not sure what means, to be honest. But I respect the guy. I excuse myself to get a drink.
That was the only time I’ve ever met Ralph and every time Rita bitches about him I know he’s that guy that’s gonna be president someday and is gonna fuck the country up pretty bad. And I’m gonna vote for him.
“You wanna get dessert?” Rita asks me.
“Only if you want to, I’m fine,” I say. I’m watching her full red lips.
“We’ll just get the check then.”
I touch her hand as we wait for the check. We stare into each other’s eyes. I’m uncomfortable, because I’m thinking about being in that apartment and how Ralph said she’s a good worker. I can’t decide if it’s better to be honest or to be Ralph. If I had everything I wanted, would I really care if Rita called me a bastard?
The check comes and I pay it. I pay it because I’m a nice guy. And I leave a 9 percent tip, because I’m a bastard.